The 6 Unspoken, Yet Fundamental Rules of a Millionaire Playboy

If you’re looking at this article then chances are you care about money; you probably even want to know how to be that Millionaire you’ve always dreamed of being. I’d hate to rain on your parade there, but if you’re running the rat race you’re not gonna be a billionaire, a millionaire, or even a hundred-thousandaire. So let’s be real; life is rough, but you don’t need big nuts to bag a squirrel. No my friend, you just need a shoulder to cry on and a little help from Mr. Millon, your well-endowed, diamond-studded Jesus.

Thoughts on a Common Misconception
A lot of people seem to think that being rich is about having a lot of money, but as we all know money is only the means to an end. What people really want is to be masters of destiny and desire, which if you’ve got a few million dollars and good looks, and an ounce of charm, it’s a lot easier than most people might think.

Still! You don’t need any of those things to be a master of destiny and desire. You can be this simply by learning the 6 fundamental rules of a Millionaire Playboy. These rules are often unspoken, since revealing them to anyone would deflate a playboy’s prospectives; nonetheless I share them with you so that you can practice being rich and even more hedonistic before you make your first million.

There are two sides to this coinage as you can note by the use of two words, “millionaire” and “playboy” — but before you jump to any conclusions here let me just say it isn’t all about money and sex. If you look deeper you will discover that a millionaire playboy is clearly someone who has something of value and uses it as leverage to acquire what they desire. By that standard my mother is a millionaire play uh,.. girl. And you can be too!

Lessons from Mommy Dearest
Some of my various obsessions have led me to finally write down on “paper” what has been passed by word of mouth for many years: my personal guide on how to get ahead in life by leveraging everything you have to get everything you want. Some of these same lessons I’ve learned from my hard-woking, kick-ass, single but very able mother, who makes her way through life as a top player.

Before we get into any of the lessons let’s lay the groundwork for the Millionaire Playboy you want to be, and the rules you will follow to achieve that!

The 6 Unspoken, Yet Fundamental Rules of a Millionaire Playboy (MP)

1. Love Thy Neighbor – The quickest way to get to the top is to put yourself second behind everyone else. This seems counterintuitive, but look at it like this. One person, can move a rock, One Thousand can move a whole bunch of rocks. Imagine how much more effective you will be in doing anything if you’ve got a small army to back you up. When you put people ahead of you, usually they respond by being there for you!
2. Shut Thy Mouth – Don’t be so quick to spill the beans. Let your actions speak for you. It’s too easy to say the wrong thing at the wrong time to the wrong person. Never share your life story to strangers and never make the fatal mistake of telling everyone your battle plan before the battle has even begun. And before you move on let me attach the “if you don’t have anything good to say” mantra here too.
3. Scrub Thy Bottom – This rule is a reminder to you to treat your body as a temple where people will often come to “worship”. Brush your teeth 3 times a day and smile twice as often. The more people that come to visit your temple, the more often you’ll have a chance to win them over. Make it a welcoming place. If your temple is a rotting trash pile no one is going to want to visit. e.g. You gets no love.
4. Open Thine Eyes – Knowing how other people perceive you is an invaluable piece of knowledge especially since then you can take steps to change or at least influence that perception. Like it or not, how you look is at least as important as what you say so make it a point to do your look right. And while you’re trying to read other people’s mind try to see through their eyes as well. Anything that can put you on par with their thinking and their perception of you is to your advantage.
5. Think Thy Happy Thoughts – Even when you clearly hate something or someone only offer positive opinions about them. Why? People who say negative things only attract more negativity. Hello, negativity? subtract? Being that you want people giving you stuff you don’t want anything that is going to (in)directly take your stuff away; be it money or mojo. Plus this is a page on perception; you want people to value your opinion, and unless you’re stroking a wound a negative opinion gets you no where.
6. Charge Thy Mojo – Everyone has a secret energy that randomly attracts people to them, whatever that is. For some guys it’s usually the strong stench of testosterone or confidence. But whatever your mojo is continue to remain a mystery to others by not letting them see you at your worst. There’s nothing more damaging to your image than to have a uncharged mojo hanging out for the world to see. Find that special alone time to rebuild your stores; be you at your best whenever, wherever.

A lot of these rules are common-sensical –still knowing when and how to apply them is crucial to your success. Done right, the MP rules can help you for example :

* find someone to pay your rent
* give you free stuff
* do your laundry
* make you dinner

Yes living care free is nice when youre an MP and you’ve got people doing your bidding.

It’s not very hard actually.

In subsequent articles we’ll further explore some specific examples, how-to’s, and what-to-do’s in the Millionaire Playboy’s universe. You won’t want to miss it!