Category Archives: News

Nuns Make a Run for the Bank (WM)

Posted on September 15, 2008 by 1mil

A large group of so-called “nudist colony nuns” — names withheld — have emptied out their collective coin jars to put together a compelling offer for WM. Bolstered by the recent surge in Nude Tellers and accompanying lines of customers … Continue reading →

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Yawn, Stretch, Six Figures Club

Posted on May 29, 2008 by 1mil

*Taps on the screen* *yawns* *stretches* You know, salvo the 90 or so comments I have sitting in my inbox here this place has been rather quiet. Ah well, it’s just me being me. I thought I’d come by and … Continue reading →

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Wearing a Thong Under the Suit

Posted on September 7, 2007 by 1mil

Ah yes.. Just needed a place holder =) But I’m glad it got your attention!

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When Life Brings You Limes…and stuff

Posted on July 20, 2007 by 1mil

Hello world! I feel like I’m starting all over again after a couple months of not posting anything. *sad face* Suffice it to say I’ve learned and grown a lot in these few weeks, but still have many daunting questions … Continue reading →

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I Miss You!

Posted on July 11, 2007 by 1mil

Yes I do! and very much so! But you wouldn’t believe me I told you I still haven’t found an apartment yet.

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Doh! It’s June? Still here?

Posted on June 18, 2007 by 1mil

Yes I’m alive! But in between settling life down, getting addicted to myspace and getting the next version of MIL up I refuse to post anything! r-e-f-u-s-e.. Bear with me. I know you love me!

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Fear Not! I Shall Be Avenged! WordPress 2.2 is Here!

Posted on May 13, 2007 by 1mil

Ah yes. Where have I been? Don’t worry I’m here… Festival what? Oh yeah that. Hmmm. Try again in the morning — and by morning I mean 10am PST. 12pm pst When I’m ready! w00t! Did anyone else notice that … Continue reading →

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I’m Not in Love, Really.

Posted on May 10, 2007 by 1mil

Whenever I am “in love”, my life turns completely upside down. I don’t follow any of my routines, I don’t think about my next great projects, I don’t play basketball every morning at the crack of dawn, I don’t post … Continue reading →

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Thank you PFBLOGS.org!

Posted on May 6, 2007 by 1mil

I just wanted to send a quick thank you message to the webmaster of pfblogs.org for fixing the problem with my RSS feed. For some reason it wasn’t catching my updates and after a couple of weeks of harassing the … Continue reading →

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Corporate Bonuses: Box Seats at the Giants Game!

Posted on May 3, 2007 by 1mil

Ahhhh…. The one perk other than health insurance and free coffee that have made my months of working for Super Mega Corporate Stock Company worthwhile! I just got handed 2 tickets to the Giants game tonite!! Woo hoo! I was … Continue reading →

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