The 6 Unspoken, Yet Fundamental Rules of a Millionaire Playboy

Posted on April 20, 2007 by 1mil

If you’re looking at this article then chances are you care about money; you probably even want to know how to be that Millionaire you’ve always dreamed of being. I’d hate to rain on your parade there, but if you’re running the rat race you’re not gonna be a billionaire, a millionaire, or even a hundred-thousandaire. So let’s be real; life is rough, but you don’t need big nuts to bag a squirrel. No my friend, you just need a shoulder to cry on and a little help from Mr. Millon, your well-endowed, diamond-studded Jesus.
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No Text Link Ads For You!

Posted on April 20, 2007 by 1mil

Selling Text Link Ads on your blog as a source of income or buying advertising links to get promoted on a great blog? Think Again. If Google has anything to say about it Text Link Ads will go down in burning flames (right along with your ad revenue stream), and you’ll have their beloved Page Rank algorithm and an apparent (indirect) disdain for bloggers to thank for all this. Google’s attempt to deflate the TLA market hurts bloggers the most, but you’d have to be a blind Egyptian on Mars if you didn’t see this one coming.
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Blog Essentials: Keyword Search and Tracking with HitTail

Posted on April 20, 2007 by 1mil

Any serious blogger doesn’t just blog for the sake of blogging nor does a website exists just for kicks. You have an audience in mind but the elusive question is how do you target them? It’s not enough just to track your hits; you need essential tools to give you a clear picture of how your site is fairing in the wilderness that is the Internet.

Keyword search and tracking for “organic searches” can reveal untapped marketing potential for your site, which is why, despite it’s poor interface design, we warm-heartedly recommend HitTail.
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$4.5 Billion Up For Grabs.

Posted on April 20, 2007 by 1mil

A curious story I ran across today on Yahoo! You’re the creator of a multi-billion dollar real estate mega empire in Hong Kong, and you’ve found out you have cancer. You don’t have any relatives you’re close to so when you write your will what do you with your huge amounts of money and innumerable assets?


Leave it all to the Fortune Teller >> !!

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Everyone’s Taking a Hiatus

Posted on April 19, 2007 by 1mil

How nice is that? Right when I get Millionster spinning again every other PF blog that I normally visit is either on a hiatus or not posting anything new. **sad** Someone have any interesting blogs to recommend?

Well some news for you on Millionster v3 “Silverado” — work has resumed on this project since we’ve gotten our domain back, and with the release of WordPress 2.2 on the horizon we’ve put the launch again on hold to make use of the new features of WP! w00t! Before launch though a select few of you will get to Beta test the new site!
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Doh! Still Haven’t Filed My Taxes!

Posted on April 18, 2007 by 1mil

Yes well, you know I met this really cute girl last weekend and she’s been filling the space in my mind normally reserved for taxes. I don’t owe any money — so I’m not sweating it too much. I mean that’s ok right? Long as I’m getting a return Uncle Sam isn’t going to put his foot up my butt is he? Doh. Maybe I’ll do them today… Now the next question is what to do with my tax return…?

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Pick Up the “Can”

Posted on April 17, 2007 by 1mil

Yesterday I had the fortune of meeting a 40-year-old virgin orphan. Let’s call him Joe. Poor Joe was more screwed in the head than a baby-eating Marine fresh from the spring blossoming bomb fields of Baghdad. You couldn’t come within 2 foot radius of him without experiencing his rather convincing impression of a nuclear blast victim. My attempts to shake his hand were largely met with the moans befitting of the people under the stairs; still despite this awkwardness he was all too eager to unload his life story on my unwilling ears. My conscience, however, afforded him an amount of time that I would have rather spent pulling out my chest hair. In summary, Joe had very clear goals for his life, but he wasn’t able to accomplish any of them. Not being able to fulfill his hearts greatest desires pained him beyond belief, and in talking to him it made me think about how I too had an inability to “pick up the can.”

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Millionster Theater Presents: The Turbotax Rap $25,000 Contest

Posted on April 16, 2007 by 1mil

Yes, yes the Tax Man cometh; and to celebrate the holiday, Inuit the maker’s of Turbotax sponsored a YouTube Tax Rap Contest featuring $25,000, $5,000 and $1,000 prizes for the top three spots. If you don’t know now you know, and we’ve got all three of them here for you to check out, along with our own pick! Check out the Turbotax Rap!
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13 Money Superstitions!

Posted on April 13, 2007 by 1mil

What better way to acknowledge some of the unreasonable thoughts about money we tend to have by reviewing some of the money rituals and superstitions of various cultures! I’ve scoured the internets for your delight, and found no less than 12 old wives tales and twisted them with some of my own prose. One of them of course (the 13th) I made up! Can you guess which? May luck and profits come your way!
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An Inspirational Entreprenuer, the Kite Maker

Posted on April 13, 2007 by 1mil

Some of you might be aware that I am developing my own business with friends and family members here in Silicon Valley. I spend a lot of time researching how other people start businesses and how they’ve become successful, but there’s one story in particular that I found rather inspiring this morning and just thought I’d share it with you:
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